Tesla Dumpster confusion

"Cybertruck? Bro, that’s not a vehicle—that’s a stainless steel midlife crisis on wheels."

Tesla really looked at a dumpster, a doorstop, and a stealth bomber and said: Yes. That’s the vibe. And somehow, a whole bunch of tech bros nodded like it was the second coming of design.

It's got the personality of an empty Amazon warehouse and the charm of a paper shredder. No curves. No soul. Just flat gray panels and weird geometry like it was modeled in Minecraft by a sleep-deprived intern.

And can we talk about the “armor glass” breaking live on stage? That was the universe saying, “Yo, chill.”

The Cybertruck isn’t futuristic—it’s what a 12-year-old in 1999 thought the future would look like. It’s not Mad Max. It’s just... mad whack. The only thing it’s hauling is ego.

Also, Elon: not everything has to be reinvented. Sometimes a truck can just be a truck. You don’t have to cosplay Blade Runner just to drive to Home Depot.

Final verdict?
It’s giving “apocalypse prepper with a tech job.”
It’s giving “unlicensed RoboCop vehicle.”
It’s giving “dumpster chic.”

And hey, maybe that’s your thing. But for the rest of us, we’ll be over here with tailgates that don’t slice fingers and mirrors that actually exist.

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